"That’s it - AFP will be more modern," says the gentleman in the blue suit.
"Daddy! I want AFP for Christmas", screams the spoilt brat.
"Don’t worry dear, we’re going to modernise you", his father tells the AFP damsel in distress, tightening the gag.
Drawing by FEFF, October 2009 - Unlimited distribution.
Any resemblance with real people is needless to say completely accidental!